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come to https://onee.ch
We have cookies :D




aw ok


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What do you want to do to this dog, goy


Hold its hand


Oy vey! It’s like annuduh shoah


Shove my duck up it’s ass


pet him

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What device are you posting this from?


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all of them

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Old stories from school
>be me
>I have to take an agriculture class because I live in a rural area
>a bunch on niggers are in this class
>one, we will call him bubba, starts babbling about me performing fellatio on him
>he continues to act like a faggot until I tell him to fuck off
>turns out he typically likes to sexually harass other males
>I go to school with a gay nigger
>a gay nigger
What are some other stupid shit that has happened to you at school
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Wow who knew ted used this site


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>be me
>9th (8th grade for Americans aka: my tribe’s bitch)
>kike in Israel
>I literally got named shlomo
>Ahmed, the arab bastard next to me starts babbling about how great Saddam was.
>full merchant mode
>I start whining about the holocaust
>the cops come and execute Ahmed
>feels good man


based and jewpilled
now get into the oven where you belong


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>be me
>in the Iraqi equivalent of 12th grade
>the infidel next to me, ramin kept talking about how “Saddam Hussein protected by people”
>I declare holy Jihad on the infindel
>I put on my bomb vest and detonate it


>be me
>we at the bathroom after lunch
>I go in
>right at the door there is the fat kid
>he says “you’re gonna get raped”
>I go in and start pissing
>all the guys start crowding near me
>I get done pissing
>they grab me
>I start kicking and manage to escape
>I go to class and carry on with the rest of my day

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I wanna fucking suck the nipples of the girl on the left




No u


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we don't day the n-word here, faggot




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Jessica passionately kissed Emma on the lips. She then started kissing emma’s Neck before removing her clothing. She then turned Emma around and started to hump her sexy ass,moaning with pleasure. Jessica then got in a chair and let Emma rub her butt against her
vagina. With Emma turned back around, Jessica buried her face into Emma’s plump breasts while playing with her long, blonde, beautiful hair. Jessica then looked Emma into her deep, blue, gorgeous eyes and said “YEAH IM TOTALLY NOT GAY” Emma then replied “YEAH ME NEITHER, 100% STRAIGHT”




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Jessica and Emma then both got in the bed, under the covers. Jessica kissed Emma on the forehead before getting on top of her. Jessica rubbed her vagina against Emma’s vagina while sensually kissing her, as Emma moaned with pleasure, Jessica caressed her curvaceous body. Jessica then sat up an said “YEAH WE ARE TOTALLY IN A PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP”

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It’s my birthday, say happy birthday


happy birthday, fren

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